1. A promoted tweet.
2. Something about a recently released film or new episode of a popular television series.
3. Something stereotypically black, which I’m probably too white to appreciate the humor in.
4. A random, flash-in-the-pan joke.
5. Something about a politician.
6. Something about sports that makes no sense to me.
7. Some kind of Internet activism that I’m too apathetic and cynical to take interest in.
8. Something about a pop star that I’m too old to care about.
9. Something else about sports that makes no sense to me.
10. Something related to one of the other trending topics.